Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Damn. Here I was hoping it was that easy.

 

I think you miss understood that. hes fending off the temptation of being with her, with the power of forever being a virgin.

gotta think japanese herbivore male mentality.


gotta reach that lvl 50 wizard

 

Is that baby hitler?

 

You hanging in the roong places!

TBH it's not necessarily an *achievement unlocked* kind of event that people fantasize it to be.

Exhibit A
"heeeyyaaaa duuuude shyoo noo wha? SHLEZ FUKK EY?!"
-"Sorry ma'am but is that man over there your man?"
"eeeey dontscha worree boot it! GIVITTOME SHNOW! COMON wee kan doet raeght heere dobbe skiimishsh!"

Then there are those women who'll just hit on you without being drunk.

I remember when I was single and a girl came hitting on me, thing is I didn't realize she was hitting me because I have zero situational awareness.
"hey there, can I sit here"
(me) -"uh, I'm here just to have fun"
"uhuh?"
-"yea, just having fun"
"oh"
-"but you can sit there if you want"
*awkward silence*
"you know, actually, I got to go"
-"k"

Handled like a true player.

 

Spoiler: More safe for work porn!

Mach 10 (3.5km/s) in 5 seconds! Real-time starts at 0:14

 

In all fairness I want a shark I can ride on too.

 

even the wright flyer they had to build a special engine for because they couldn't find a suitable automobile engine.

 

I really loved Alien Isolation with VR...

And it was beyond words and tears coming out of eyes, tears of pure awesomesauce!

Then the facade fell over and revealed a clunky alien with a godmode.

Then the magic was dead, the clunky alien clunking around with it's godmode was too annoying and I didn't see the point to finishing it.

Sadface.