Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Think about it for a minute. In order for this to happen the exact perfect conditions had to exist at the beginning of the Universe for it to explode in every direction in exactly the right way to result in the Earth being in the exact right spot and having the exact right materials to create life, then billions of years of mutations had to happen in order to create Homo Sapiens, who had to spend hundreds of thousands of years building this exact civilization so that this guy's parents could meet and combine their DNA in the exact way necessary to give birth to him, who spent his entire life living the events that led him to make the decision to make a fucking fidget spinner movie. There is absolutely a God and He is a massive prick.

 

Wouldn't you be a massive prick if everyone you created started acting like you don't exist?

Sounds kind of like my life actually...

 

Spoiler: religious context, possibly offensive XD

did you drop your kid off on their door and then take a hiatus for 2000 years?

 

You're a fucking 2000 year long hiatus!!!

 

This guy is awesome. His shtick is basically a 90's edutainment show about debunking Internet hoaxes and thinking critically.

 

so what you're saying is he bankrolls 'if it's too good to be true, it probably is (not true)' ?

 

Actually no! He's got several videos where the thing he was asked to debunk was in fact real. So more like: if it's too good to be true, be skeptical but do your homework and find out whether or not it is instead of making assumptions.

 

So... just like real life..

 

and who's been doing the arranging? hmm? XD

 

Late nominee for understatement of the year award 2017:

 

Knuckles: Where are we?
Tails: I don't know, but look! They charge for refills!




AHAahahaa omg they're strung up by their necks.