ALL BOW TO THE GLORIOUS LEADER. THIS IS SUCH A MOMENTOUS OCCASION THAT IT MUST BE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS. HAPPY DAY OF EXPULSION FROM YOUR MOTHER, DIHM!
I call BUNK!! I'm still not convinced Dihm is real. I've never spoken to him in vent or dropped with him the WHOLE time I've been here. Dihm's a myth! It's a conspiracy created by Trevnor and Magnuss!! Ya'll owe everyone some Mead for getting caught at this. (If I'm wrong then Happy Birthday Dihm!)
I HOPE YOU CELEBRATE THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR NATAL DATE IN TRUE VIKING STYLE: PILLAGE THE MEAD AND BURN THE REST.
The Sage of Dihm the Balldangler And lo, in the void a bright light spun into existence. Its light cast shadows and moving figures into the depths of dark space and formed terror and wonder into the hearts of God's and Titans. And thus Odin approached the radiant star and lay his hand upon it and heralded its birth with a blow of his might horn. And so the world trembled at the mighty power of the light. The light, newly born and ravenous, then did reach out by mere thought and plucked the eye of Odin from his brow and ate it. From the eye the light did obtain its shape, forming a shape in the image of Odin, strong and vigilant. The light, newly formed in its proper body, said. "I am Dihm. I bring the balldangles." And creation trembled and sighed at the same time, for now all was whole yet terrible.
