You've played too much MWO when....

You read the title of an article "Obama Feels Jenner's Wraith" and think of something completely different from some woman complaining.

 

you start fearing spiders even more than you did before MWO.

 

...you start to understand Damon's jokes

 

You become me.

 

You begin to question the heat efficiency of your car.

 

You look at buildings and calculate how many jumpjets it would take to get ontop of it.

or you look at buildings and think, this would so protect me from LRMS

 

Or the real-world pros and cons of upgrading it to something called DHS.

 

when you walk and think your ass moves like the ass from an atlas.

or...

when you look at people and classify what chassis, and weight class they are.

 

...When you sit at work and your left hand keeps searching for the thumpstick on your keyboard

(happens to me allot, damn G13)

 

... when you spend more time on Smurfy or in the forums than playing the game itself.

 

sometimes when I'm jogging I think "hey I'm running like an Atlas"

 

... when it takes you half a day to hike uphill into a remote alpine location and there in the infinite solitude, you look at your watch and say aloud -

Still faster than a Stalker.

 

I run like an Atlas too! Speed is definitely not my strong point, but my endurance is decent.

 

...you constantly attempt to stay in front of people... walking backwards.

Spoiler

If you don't get it, invite me to your playgroup sometime!