Happy Birthday to everybody's favourite (former) Accidental Disconnector (TM). I didn't realise all those matches you were busy running off the map to find cake!
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Happy birthday. May you have many more years of destroying your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
Happy birthday! Hope it takes a team of nuns working in shifts to pray for your forgiveness for all the fun you have!