We need to photoshop that picture so it looks like the Sistine Chapel ceiling. And by we I mean someone who isn't hibernating.
For the record, never, ever do a google search for "NSFW Bear picture" as your search words. You'll receive an education you didn't want.
Ponderous, Smokey sits upon his stoney throne day in and day out. Some may call him simple, but there is something about that glimmer in his eye. It's a twinkle that suggests a happiness and tranquility sought after by many and known to but a few. Yes, some may call him simple, but the day I sat down next to the mammalian sovereign himself, the only simplicity I glimpsed was that which comes with understanding. It was in his mighty maw that I beheld the face of God, and it was drizzled with honey.
Replacing God with a bear was more difficult than I had initially thought it would be. God put up a good fight. But ultimately, it was worth it. Now the truth of creation can be known.
I see you're eating healthier snacks now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=trueview-instream&v=ABxP3t7XP3g I'm having way too much fun with this thread.
