Holy crap. Showing the wife the thread as is our custom when drinking. We lost it Very good. From us.
Reminds of me and my keys: Going to do some shopping. Hop in car. Start it up. Check pockets in case I forgot wallet and keys. KEYS! "I couldn't have left them at apartment! Did I drop them?" Open up car door about to step out. *Freeze* ... ... *Sit back in car and tilt my head to see the keys in ignition lock. Car running* "Idiot..." True story.png
If this was your typical FB or news forum, I'd sit tight and start counting until the first "serves him right" posts started popping out of ignoramus arses.