Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zaius Ex, Feb 28, 2012.

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  1. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

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    CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING SHORT-TEMPERED HALF-ELF WIZARD FROM THE SLUMS OF A PORT CITY WHO HAS A TWIN THAT CONSTANTLY IMPERSONATES THEM

    First roll: it's perfect.
     
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    Wolf Clearwater Bullet Magnet Viking

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    You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking: guarded Elf Rogue from an ancient monastery who deserted the army
     
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    I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING NOSY HUMAN PALADIN FROM A POWERFUL TRADING TOWN WHO ISN'T TECHNICALLY ALIVE ANYMORE

    It's weird how comparatively mundane this one is.
     
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    Hollister Fun-Taker Berserker

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    Sorry but you can't play as a Undead Pally in WoW. Only Tuarens and Blood Elves can be Pallys in the horde.
     
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    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING

    GUARDED HALF-ELF ROGUE FROM AN ISLAND THAT CAN'T BE REACHED BY BOAT WHO WAS EXILED BY THEIR BROTHER THE KING

    YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING

    TACTLESS HUMAN BARBARIAN FROM THE MEAN UNCOBBLED STREETS OF THE CITY WHO DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS PROPHECY BULLSHIT

    I want to live in that city.

    CRASS HALF-ELF PALADIN FROM A CAMP OF ARMY FOLLOWERS WHO SUFFERS FROM A RECURRING NIGHTMARE
    *snerk* paladin hooker.

    CONSIDERATE HALF-ORC BARBARIAN FROM A PRISON COLONY WHO BELIEVES THE UNDEAD SHOULD BE GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE
     
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    Kravity Well Liked Thrall

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    I'M GOING TO ROLL THE STATS FOR A FUCKING

    IMPETUOUS HALFLING RANGER FROM AN UNDERWATER MONASTERY WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
     
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    YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING

    MACHIAVELLIAN DRAGONBORN BARD FROM THE IMPROBABLE PEAKS WHO IS HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF THOSE THEY KILL
     
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    DEPRESSED GNOME MONK FROM THE NORTHERN WASTELANDS WHO STUDIED INTERIOR DUNGEON DESIGN.

    The fuck!?

    Well, ok I'll roll with that. Whatever. Not that my opinion matters for anything anyhow.. Hey, guys, you know, this cave could do with a tar pit, it'd create some dense smoke and the rays of light coming from cracks would look amazing. I'd hold prisoners in these rooms so they can almost get a glimpse of sky through cracks in the bedrock so they'll feel that much more miserable and desperate. Not that any of you give a shit about such things...
    Yea yea.. you probably want to get healed or something.. It's all you ever care about..
     
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    CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING

    PRETTY CHILL GNOME BARBARIAN FROM A DESTROYED CITY WHO MAKES ALL MINOR DECISIONS BY FLIPPING A COIN

    also had one that was "DOWNRIGHT RACIST TOWARDS LIVING SKELETONS" which is hilarious.
     
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    You know... I get sad that I am not in a relationship sometimes... but DAMN not this sad.

    https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/

    This is apparently a real thing.

    A new service launched Tuesday called Invisible Boyfriend (or Invisible Girlfriend). For a monthly fee of $24.99, the online beta platform allows users to select a partner’s photo, name, interests and a story about how you two met. Then, over the course of the next four weeks, the fake boyfriend or girlfriend will send 100 text messages, 10 voicemails and one postcard. … Invisible Boyfriend and Invisible Girlfriend use real humans, not robots, to send the text messages.” —USA Today.


    What the fuck.
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
    SWEET TIEFLING FIGHTER FROM THE PETRIFIED WOOD WHO GREW UP FAT
     
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    CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
    HYPERCRITICAL HALFLING BARBARIAN FROM A HIGH-CLASS BROTHEL WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT BRIBING OFFICIALS

    Nailed it...., wait. :wat:
     
    StalaggtIKE, Jan 29, 2015
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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Actually. If you're a bachelor(or bachelorette), but just want to kick it with bachelorhood without your friends and family annoying the fuck outta you to find someone, then I could see the use of that site. Some might use it as a "forever alone" thing, but some I could see using it to get people off their back about their relationship status.
     
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    Oh god, I can't play Tauren or Belf pally either. Five years of my life is quite enough to sink into that free time tar pit, thank you very much.
     
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    Next they need to have a service where you can fake to live on another continent, in some town not accessible by plane. Like some place in Alaska that has no internet and has roads cut off for most of the year. The service includes that mail to you is opened and scanned for you, you can check it online and you can have them send mail in your stead. So people would leave you be and not try to visit and call you all the time.
     
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    Alright who let you all out of your grandmothers basement... Time to go back to the darkness from whence you came
     
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    Disney face swaps: Part 1 and 2

    These are supposed to be nightmare fuel but I'm laughing so much I'm sweating.
     
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    :lol:
     
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