CRAZY!? I was simply informing the heathen of the good Word of Borf and he made some rather rude comments. So when diplomacy failed, I ate him. Of course, I'm not fluent in Sasquatchese, so the comments may not have been rude at all. My bad.
Looks like you didn't offer him enough mead. Without enough mead you will never understand the Word of Borf. Poor Sasquatch was just asking for more mead and then you suddenly attacked him.
I believe both are accurate, at this point, he's gonna get mauled whether he tries to stick the bear with that toothpick or not.
You know nothing John snow... History on how the Ka-bar knife got its name. The owner of the KA-BAR trademark, the Union Cutlery Co. of Olean, New York, began using the name on its knives and in its advertising in 1923[5] after receiving a testimonial letter from a fur trapper, who used the knife to kill a wounded bear that attacked him after his rifle jammed.[6] According to company records, the letter was only partially legible, with "ka bar" readable as fragments of the phrase "kill a bear".[7][8][9][6][10][11] In 1923, the company adopted the name KA-BAR from the "bear story" as their trademark.[5][6] Beginning in 1923, the KA-BAR trademark was used as a ricasso stamp by Union Cutlery Co. on its line of automatic switchblade pocket knives, including the KA-BAR Grizzly, KA-BAR Baby Grizzly, and KA-BAR Model 6110 Lever Releaseknives.[12]
He just needs one good whack at the nose with that knife and that bear will turn running. That's their weak spot, noses are very sensitive.
No, I said he would get mauled either way, the letter neither confirms nor denies whether the trapper was mauled in the process of killing the bear with the knife. Your evidence proves only that it is possible you will -only- get mauled, if you somehow manage to kill said bear with a knife. Wounded or otherwise.
