Kung Fury

ITS OUT!

 

Yep, almost 2 million views in less than 24 hours.

I watched it 3 times last night.

 

Seductive 80s saxophone music.

Also like the subtitles.

 

Wh... What? I can't even words... I've watched this 3 times in 2 days.

Fucking viking-age laser raptors, man.

 

I think I need a drink after that. Too much awesome. Though it was lacking in the bear department. I'll just wait for the sequel "Kung Fury Panda".

 

Time to come in and stamp on everyone's fun.

This was basically a series of completely random nonsense moments. I know ya'll will hate me saying this, but I really didn't think it was funny. It definitely got all of the 80's nostalgia right though.

The "tank you" scene got me to laugh. And the music was cool.

Okay, ya'll can scream at me now.

Me while watching...

Spoiler

Oh, hey look, that arcade machine transformed.

Now Hitler's the bad guy. Of course he is.

Hey, look, a dinosaur shooting lasers. And now it's being shot by a viking with a minigun.

Thor can travel though time now. Why not?

Hero's dead, yeah, that'll last about a minute and a half.

Large string of dick shots.

The villain isn't dead. Surpirse!

 

It was all the gimmicky 80's I could've asked for.

 

Danger 5 is a silly 80's parody on netflix. I quite enjoy it. I feel some of you who enjoyed Kung Fury may enjoy it as well if you haven't heard of it.

 

the T-rex fighting the Iron Eagle is the best part of the movie.

 

I watched the movie, then I went to the bathroom, then I felt better.