Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

its different when your parent hands you your career on a plate.

 

yeah. in the movie industry isn't closer to being lazy?

 

fair question. but then almost all of the movies the people who know him are in the intelligence field in some way. so it'd be fair to assume that they all know of him. also I wouldn't really call him a spy. He's more of a covert operative now. sabotage, assassination, target retrieval (people) not so much information gathering anymore.

 

Actual spy spy movies would be dreadfully boring.

Imagine a guy pretending to be a fisherman for 60 years in a british village. One day he actually spots what he thinks is a silhouette of a destroyer in the fog.

Stuff like that. Or, in case of action, someone starts suspecting you, next thing police special unit kicks the door in, finds your minicamera, followed by 2 years of absolute torture and eventually the protagonist is executed.

It might be an interesting idea to tell the story of a counter-espionage officer. Torturing people who may at the end of the day be just who they claim to be - or are they admitting guilt because they're being tortured and making it up as they go? Who knows?

Reminds me of the Goya's Ghosts scene where they (church) torture that guy's daughter and he insists to a priest that they let her go and that anyone will confess anything under torture.

Spoiler: spoiler

The priest declines after which he is grabbed by the guy's sons and tortured until he signs a confession stating something akin that he is in fact a monkey.

 

true true. but even military espionage he doesn't really do anymore. like infiltrate a compound and steal schematics of something. he doesn't even really do disguises or covers anymore for that matter. I don't think Daniel Craig has even used a cover at all. since craig became bond has completely gone away from espionage. I wonder if that is him or that is direction whoever has the franchise right now wants to go.

 

New cover confirmed: Dildo Waggins.

 

They Know.

 

EVERY... FUCKING... DAY...

 

that's what a dog crate is for and in the furthest room from your bedroom. My moms cat would also pat at the door to constantly go in and out and in and then out.. all night long. if you kept the door open it would just jump on you while your asleep and start patting at you... or clawing you because he was a asshole of a cat.

dogs don't do that type of shit.. they just lay next to you and not piss you off constantly all night like a cat.

 

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If the person asked "what would you like written" and you replied "happy birthday on both" that is totally customers fault for not clarifying.

 

Exactly. Even if dog is awake, it'll just go lie on the sofa for a bit, then goes check out the yard from window, then takes a quiet sip of water from the water bowl, takes another nap in front of your bedroom door, wakes up and checks the apartment and curls up on the armchair etc.

Basically, a dog just keeps checking everything's right through the night and does so with such discretion that everyone will think it slept all night.

Oh and it's not going to go on a 2 week fucking escapade just to piss you off and get run over by a car in the last corner when returning home.

You can actually have a dog without a leash and it will stop to the edge of your yard as if there was a fucking force field there stopping it, regardless of whether there are ten other dogs in heat or cats to chase or chocolate or whatever. Typical cat just finds a demented old lady who starts feeding it and will take up permanent residence.

Cats are assholes and stupid. There's the odd exception of a lazy moody fat cat that is imprisoned inside the apartment so it stays alive from year to year and will be all pissed off all the time and everyone will laugh at it for being so lazy and pissed off for not being able to commit suicide by getting run over.

 

I don't see it :btears:

 

Well I don't see your :btears: so we're even

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Wait??? Is that Bulk and Skull from the Power Rangers?