So it's raining a bit here in houston. I took this pic from my front porch a little while ago. Water has come up another 6" since then. Good thing my house is a lot higher than the street...
See, what I'd do is have them install a heavy duty mounting bracket with some thick ass bolt holes, then I don't have to worry about anyone getting all funny about the legal aspect and I can just mount whatever the hell I want on it, chainsaw, longsword, Minigun, grenade launcher... multi purpose heavy equipment mounting solution *nod*
I'd like to do some mounting right about now. By the way I am so not going to go see this in theaters.