Congratulations on your successful evasion of the reaper for another year, oh great one. I wish you the best of luck in repeating the feat again.
Happy Birthday, got you your two favorite things! http://orig10.deviantart.net/90ef/f/2014/096/4/4/treasure_and_tentacles_2_by_billvolc-d7dddg1.jpg Tentacles and booty! (just gotta rescue them from the pirates *nod*)
Happy Birthday you glorious tentacled horror, I'm drinking some mead for you, no, there won't be any left by the time you get here, but I got you a picture of it!
I thought this was more of a day we all get drunk and naked then run around yelling at people of the end times.