I mean, if the guy wanted to he could totally have every single one of these fuckers arrested for burglary. Though personally I would probably use itching powder and eau du skunk. Tear gas might also be fun. dunno if I want the (potential) lawsuits though. I'm sure some people out there have far more violent solutions, but pretty sure porch pirating isn't really permanent maiming/death worthy offense.
Imagine having no character whatsoever aside from being the most powerful thing in ten Universes and then getting your ass kicked by Yamcha.