Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Trevnor, Jun 15, 2012.

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  1. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    began to systematically destroy the

    (Remember everyone, about four posts into page 49, the next chapter will begin.)
     
    Trevnor, Aug 3, 2012
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  2. Wiljami

    Wiljami New Guy Thrall

    UrPluto Temperance Union headquartes. Never
     
    Wiljami, Aug 3, 2012
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  3. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    before (had) such horror been wrought.

    /end Chapter 7

    Begin Chapter 8
     
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    Trevnor, Aug 3, 2012
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  4. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    The massive brewery union schemed
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 3, 2012
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  5. Wiljami

    Wiljami New Guy Thrall

    to have the populace brainwashed.
     
    Wiljami, Aug 3, 2012
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  6. Nemecide

    Nemecide New Guy Thrall

    The brainwashed populace began eating
     
    Nemecide, Aug 3, 2012
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  7. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    The grapes (of) the nearby vineyards
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 3, 2012
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  8. DarkAvenger

    DarkAvenger New Guy Thrall

    when suddenly a big giant
     
    DarkAvenger, Aug 3, 2012
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  9. Val

    Val Well Liked Thrall

    lobster appeared out of (the) suburbs.

    /off
    Ackbar: ITS A CRAB!!!
     
    Val, Aug 4, 2012
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  10. Axevid

    Axevid Made Some Friends Viking

    The lobster began to devour
     
    Axevid, Aug 4, 2012
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  11. Hunter Gamma

    Hunter Gamma Well Liked Viking

    (the) delicious, green, drugged grapes. Suddenly,
     
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    Hunter Gamma, Aug 4, 2012
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  12. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    A giant Alaskan King Crab
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 4, 2012
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  13. Val

    Val Well Liked Thrall

    died in front of the Crabuster.
     
    Val, Aug 4, 2012
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  14. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    Before (an) epic battle could ensue
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 4, 2012
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  15. Wiljami

    Wiljami New Guy Thrall

    someone shouted: "Why not Zoidberg?"
     
    Wiljami, Aug 4, 2012
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  16. Val

    Val Well Liked Thrall

    The lobster pondered for a Millennium,
     
    Val, Aug 5, 2012
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  17. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    and wondered "why a millennium?"
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 5, 2012
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  18. Val

    Val Well Liked Thrall

    he stopped (and) ate more grapes.
     
    Val, Aug 5, 2012
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  19. Naga

    Naga New Guy Thrall

    He then began to scratch
     
    Naga, Aug 5, 2012
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  20. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    "I HAVE CRABS" (he) ejaculated loudly.

    (2. To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim.

    Yes that is an actual grammatical term though it could also refer to orgasm's of course but I am not using it that way here and no I do not know how a lobster can get crabs)
     
    Lardaltef, Aug 5, 2012
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