Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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  1. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    began to systematically destroy the

    (Remember everyone, about four posts into page 49, the next chapter will begin.)
     
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    UrPluto Temperance Union headquartes. Never
     
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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    before (had) such horror been wrought.

    /end Chapter 7

    Begin Chapter 8
     
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    The massive brewery union schemed
     
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    to have the populace brainwashed.
     
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    The brainwashed populace began eating
     
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    The grapes (of) the nearby vineyards
     
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    when suddenly a big giant
     
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    lobster appeared out of (the) suburbs.

    /off
    Ackbar: ITS A CRAB!!!
     
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    The lobster began to devour
     
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    (the) delicious, green, drugged grapes. Suddenly,
     
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    A giant Alaskan King Crab
     
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    died in front of the Crabuster.
     
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    Before (an) epic battle could ensue
     
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    someone shouted: "Why not Zoidberg?"
     
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    The lobster pondered for a Millennium,
     
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    and wondered "why a millennium?"
     
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    he stopped (and) ate more grapes.
     
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    He then began to scratch
     
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    "I HAVE CRABS" (he) ejaculated loudly.

    (2. To utter suddenly and passionately; exclaim.

    Yes that is an actual grammatical term though it could also refer to orgasm's of course but I am not using it that way here and no I do not know how a lobster can get crabs)
     
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