Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

Iam disgusted by myself. So

 

Urpluto decided to evict the

 

small gnome people that

 

farted bullets out of their

 

russian made nagant revolvers. This

 

tendency (of) favouring pre-war Russian equipment

 

was their downfall. So they

 

swinging their "hatchets" (in) perfect unison.

 

to the Oompa Loompa theme.

[video=youtube;qw0zZttfUaw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw[/video]

 

Chocolaterie-Charlie was not amused though

 

and devised (a) monstrous plan to

 

replace the hatchets with cheap

 

, yet finely crafted all silicone

 

pirate swords. In hope of

 

and amused. However the scheme

 

backfired hard as the swords

 

caught into each other and