Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

the planet Pervertdom (in) Nimpho Galaxy.

 

Becoming highly disconcerted and disturbed,

 

Ronvert saw a changing room

(it may be both genders who knows)

 

and began doing pervert stuff.

 

Until the door opened and

 

Carrie Fisher sicked Harrison Ford

 

right on the money maker.

 

Ronvert howled in embarrassed pain

 

and fled to the adjacent

 

changing rooms. Sadly these were

 

All occupied by other perverts

 

Full of melancholy he decided

 

to go on (a) Pokemon journey

 

to find his true calling

 

And become a Pokémon Champion.

 

With Brock at his side,

 

and with nothing to hide

 

he followed the path to

 

where none else shall stride.

 

he started singing "I am