Sure, that'll work.... Transmission: Our plan is working perfectly. The Americans can't comprehend that we've infiltrated their deepest levels of government. Our entertainers are all in position. Begin Operation Beaver Tail in two days....
In two days? Canadian comedians had that plan finished 20 years ago. The American Comedy market has been Canadianized completely. You know what I am saying...eh? (crap see look I said eh...eh!...crap)
But but my body can't handle Beaver Tails or Poutine their both filled with carbs! (never mind the sexual innuendo for both what is it with Canadian food anyway) Phase two will kill me...damn dirty carbs The Big Mac was bad enough!
[video=youtube;dX7xeF-ywxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dX7xeF-ywxc[/video] Do not do this. Mercury compounds are not safe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCaH0hER9A&feature=fvwp I never quite realized how much they say his damn name holy shit.