Awful movies

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Skwisgaar, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Now are they horrible in a fun way, or just so horrible you want to stab your eyes?

    I started typing this around 2. Got distracted and watched Memphis Belle because Chris had to mention planes and bombers.
     
  2. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    :lol:
    Horrible in a good way I suppose. Mech with a crotch chainsaw horrible.
     
  3. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    So horribly awesome. If you meant horrible horrible, I was going to suggest 1990 the Bronx Warriors.
     
  4. Gruknor

    Gruknor New Guy Thrall

    For me there are two types of awful movies. The awful movies that you don't want to see because you know in the bottom of your brain that they will make you a lesser person for having seen said movie. E.G. Twilight, Eragon, Big Stan, etc. Then you have movies that are awful but they either make you laugh or have some scenes in them that arouse you. E.G. Sucker Punch, Bad Taste, Evil Dead, etc.

    What say you?
     
  5. Evil Dead and awful should never be in the same conversation together.
     
  6. Zaius Ex

    Zaius Ex New Guy Thrall

    QFT
     
  7. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

    DQFT: Doubly quoted for truth.
     
  8. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Just cause I wanna be a cool kid, TQFT. After watching Evil Dead at a friend's house, we sat around for at least an hour making tree rape puns. To which I said "Guys, tree rape is knot funny."
     
  9. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    Smokey, you're barking up the wrong tree with that one. I find tree rape to be deciduous. I especially enjoy it when I'm taking a walk down by the 'arbor to look at the boats.
     
  10. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    And this is why I follow your lead.
     
  11. Grim

    Grim Made Some Friends Thrall

    Bad taste was amazing as well. Pretty funny when you think that the same guy that had aliens drinking a bowl of vomit then claim "Oh! I got a chunky bit" is the same guy that brought us the Lord of the Rings.
     
  12. Skoll

    Skoll Swine Fornicator Banned

    Is it wrong if I admit I've masturbated to that tree rape scene several hundred times?
     
  13. ScrewCityChris

    ScrewCityChris Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    I need an adult!

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  14. Skoll

    Skoll Swine Fornicator Banned

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  15. ScrewCityChris

    ScrewCityChris Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n Roll Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    I was waiting for that one :lol:
     
  16. Skoll

    Skoll Swine Fornicator Banned

    I don't like to disappoint.

    Unless it's a woman who is giving me sex for free that I've worked hard on getting her into my bed.
     
  17. Kazaashi

    Kazaashi New Guy Thrall

    I looked at the Fast and Furious movies like they were car porn. Not realistic, but (usually) pretty to look at. Fast 5 was just ridiculous (hilarous, but that is beyond the point).
     
  18. Skoll

    Skoll Swine Fornicator Banned

    All the Fast and Furious movies were horrible, but 1 and 5 were good horrible. That Dodge Charger makes me pitch a tent every time.
     
  19. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

  20. Zaius Ex

    Zaius Ex New Guy Thrall

    I have no idea how Dragonball: Evolution didn't make that list. I'm pretty sure that movie gave me some form of cancer.