'Mech Masteries - Veteran, Elite, Legendary, Mythical, and Godly

I guess you can put me down for Jack of all Trades and Reaper Gold (...sounds like a boss from Mass Effect..), and why not pad it even more with the 6 month service ribbon (anniversary Dec 24, I'm sure I'll still be around...), but I'll wait if you really want.





Iron Fang

 

:btears::btears::btears:Sorry.:btears::btears::btears:None of this seems to be easy to find, where is this thread at? This stuff should be pinned at the top or a "Looking for you medals and ribbon, check here.". I've been trying to find this for a week, sorry I posted this in the wrong thread. I thought things like this could be moved by moderators or admin and stuff. I don't type that well, and my computer skillz are not the best, I'll just cut down on my number of posts then, that way I won't make the gross offense of posting in the wrong thread, I mean it seems like the reasonable thing to do at this point. I mean medals and ribbons seem like a very egotistical centered way to make one "feelz" better. I mean these ribbons and medals aren't there to remind you of the good job you do, it is to remind others so you can gloat and crow about it. I mean those that really take this stuff serious are kinda like attention whores right? Like, what is the real meaning of having ribbons and medals anyway? "Look at me! Look at ME!"; "I'm BETTER than you!" or "HaHA, you suck!". I'm just doing this because I thought it was the correct thing to do not because I want it or need it. Doesn't this behavior belong in Kindergarten along with the Gold Stars and Unicorn Stickers or is it sycophantic behavior that drives one to covet these medals? Covetousness and this need to want can be considered signs of a twisted demented mind?This constant need to please or want something can drive a man insane and cause such undue stress to snap and harm someone or a pet goat. Heck it could even cause a person to become a serial killer or at the least a cereal killer because face it we are all fat lazy gamers and if you're not then there is a fat lazy gamer in all of us whether you realize it or not but if you don't see this you can cause you're self some undue stress and seek out a game that has ribbons and medals to earn, then the pressure to attain these medals and ribbons would become so great that you would go on a binge eating Pizza Hut shooting spree! Where would that leave the poor gamer widow and her poor gamer orphans? This is a travesty I say! We should do away with all ribbons and medals. It is an archaic punitive form of unnecessary societal stress that only serve the the purpose of a Neo-Capitalistic Socialist Construct that serves to only oppress those that are different! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! ..............................................................do I really need the sarc tag?


Peace, love and good tidings to all, this was written only in jest. Move or delete as necessary.

 

ROFL - really great written Fang - I cant stop laughing

 

The way for it is - Forum - the Skjaldborg - Announcements and Events - Ribbon Requests - there you have all the stuff - mentally deseased people need (probably you - I really NEED it ) *evillaugh*

 

Vet/Elite pilot.

 

This medal is for chassis, not variants, right? Or am I just stupid? >.>

 

There we go. Also, mass Jenner because I have an ego to appease.

 

requesting legendary pilot please

 

Kindly requesting a Mythical Pilot ribbon. Thanks!

 

Posting for elite pilot

Jenner

Hunchback & Centurion

Thunderbolt

Stalker

 

Just because I'm over 20 doesn't mean I'm DTF.
1

7

4

7

2

=21!

 

Oh, my bad. I thought it was individual variants. Was there a different variant-related medal? Thanks for updating me, anyway.

 

Huh. I herped and I derped and I guess I need to get to work on some new chassis