Shower Thoughts by Blackfire1

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  1. Blackfire1

    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    Anyone else think the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up" should be the new slogan for Viagra and not Life Alert?
     
    Blackfire1, Nov 7, 2016
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    If Mary was the mother of Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ was the Lamb of God.... Does that mean quite literally Mary had a little lamb?
     
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    What if as a punishment we're a 4th dimension creature stuck in a 3rd dimension body. We can't control our own time anymore cept through our imagination and memories. Forever destined to die over and over never being able to return to our original perceived form.

    *it was a sad shower*
     
    Blackfire1, Nov 8, 2016
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    If Hillary had won the election. Her and Bill wouldn't have just been the first women president and first gentlemen. It would also be the first time ever two presidents have ever had sex with each other.
     
    Blackfire1, Nov 11, 2016
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    fluffypinkbunny Fluffiest Bunny ever Viking

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    Shower thoughts by fluffy... Why are we in the shower with blackfire... *shudders*
     
    fluffypinkbunny, Nov 11, 2016
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    >They still have sex with each other.

    [​IMG]
     
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    it would still be true, even if they never have sex while either of them are president.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Nov 13, 2016
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    What happens at Camp David stays at Camp David.
     
    Solis Obscuri, Nov 14, 2016
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    I'm saying they never had sex with each other anyways.
     
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    While talking to wife while she was in the shower. (technically not a shower thought.... yes I was on the toilet.)
    Me: "You know 'Don't kid yourself' is a really fucked up name for an abortion clinic."
    Her: "Oh my god hun, I asked you what you want for dinner!"
    Me: "Nothing from that place, that's for sure."
     
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    and I'm saying they have a kid, chances are fair to middling they've had sex, sometime, at some point in their relationship. Unless he's gay and it's all just been a coverup. Just sayin' XD
     
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    Blackfire1 Lord Commander of Procrastination Berserker

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    *I watch anime on my computer while I shower*
    Just watched a deodorant commercial with a Trans woman.
    "Is it strong enough for a man but PH balanced for a Post Op?"
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    If you did that while watching anime, would you wake up to your 2-D waifu?
     
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    He obviously puts bread in there, so it would be a 2-d Toastfu
     
    fluffypinkbunny, Nov 16, 2016
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    Googled toastfu, got about what I was expecting.
    [​IMG]
     
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    if someone doesn't have this as a user name for some purpose, they should.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Nov 26, 2016
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    Humming a country tune.
    Wife: "Are you singing country... Babe.... are you ok?"
    Me: "Fuck you mistletoe."
     
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