are we starting Bear's Poetry Corner? sounds like a coffee shop. or a bottle shop. a coffee shop that sells alcohol as well?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy So he changed his name to Ed Asner.
it doesn't claim that the meat was ever alive, just that it was animate at some point, which all considered isn't terribly surprising.