The Noble Cephalopod

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  1. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Behold the glory of the cephalopod!
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    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

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    :glee:

    Excellent thread title is excellent.
     
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    The nobility of these lifeforms cannot be appreciated enough.

    Some of the coolest features
    -shapeshifting
    -chameleon-pigment shifting
    -signaling with rapid pigment shifting
    -problem solving
    -resiliency induced by less centralized nervous system
    -ninja smokebomb (ink squirting)
     
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  4. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    They are WAY cooler than boring old people!
     
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    jChopper Well Liked Berserker

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    Hey wait up....I'M OLD PEOPLE!
     
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    girl coming, quick, suck in your brain!
     
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    You're just proving his point JChopper.

    How can you compete against this?

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  8. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Cuttlefish scrapart!
     
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    The best part of waking up: cephalo-cakes

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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    That's fucking amazing! I want!
     
  11. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    It's pretty fucking brillig
     
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    Not too derail this marvelous thread from the noble cephalopod too much, or take this thread deep into taboo territory, but, considering the context, I found the usage of the word "magic"odd.

    I kept on telling myself it had to be satirical, but I don't think it was.
     
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    "One of the biggest lies of atheism has to do with evolution. Atheists believe that at some point in time, somehow a ‘magical’ Big Bang occurred from nothing, because nothing existed and when that happens ‘magic’ explosions must occur. They call this the flux string theory."

    I would like to just go ahead and apologize on behalf of the Christians Who Aren't Idiots Movement (CWAIM). We're trying to weed these guys out, but it may take a while.

    Also, wow: http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/
     
  16. Dihm

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    If you guys can't tell that the site is the "Christian Onion", ya'll got problems ;)
     
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    I'm just gonna leave this here...

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    See dihm, I know people who seriously think like this. It was no challenge at all for me to believe these people were serious.
     
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    OH MA GERD! I'd watch
     
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    One quick search, boom, first picture :p