Conquer the Universe!

Discussion in 'Tabletop' started by Flessar, Dec 24, 2017.

  1. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    Had to pack up and run like a bitch after they killed one of my dropships and two of my patrol craft in orbit contesting my ability to withdraw. Thankfully, I hate saying this, those units I lost means that I still have room to get every one off.

    -1 Union
    -1 Tigris III patrol craft
     
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  2. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    WTF? What settings are you playing on that lets you conclude such large scale battles so quickly?
     
  3. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    That was me editing their *starting* forces to a single star and giving my self only the default lance or a similar formation, say instead of 4 mechs 6-8 vehicles. Just to get rapid fire probing missions done, instead of massive slug fests as I usually do. And since they have numbers and tech, it was a blood bath. Gave them instead of a full cluster a single star, still more then enough to clean my clock. So I usually retreated without meeting mission objective.
     
  4. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    As for space fights its far simpler if you turn off the Auto victory conditions checks and simply put them on your list and then play as both sides, include one random thing assigned to team 2, space stations work best, that wont move or retreat just in case for victory condition reasons.
     
  5. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    As soon as I pulled back to Tamar the FRR hired me to train some of their Milita units on Rodigo for 4 months. This will be interesting... :shootself:
     
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  6. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    Scenario 1, Stand up fight including my Overlord dropship, but since they have fucking 24 mechs and 5 units of Toads I upped the dropships to 3 and upped the ready lance to 3 with 3 more reinforcing in 4 turns 3 more after 8 turns if any one is left alive. They are fielding Assaults/Heavies this time, ive not encountered anything beyond a Nova so far, fml.:btears:

    Battle isn't close to done but i have to share, turn 2, Hunchback G, AC 20 to the face of a Gargoyle, SUCK IT CLANNER! (needed a 12 to hit)
     
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  7. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Oh god. I just got a mental image of Fless as the Captain in the Mulan montage, but drunken viking style. :shootself:
     
  8. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    Power outage killed that fight, was going not horrible by turn 4 when the second wave showed up. Oh well, time to turn the screws again and take 2.
     
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  9. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    It's time to defeat the Englishman? Or would that be saxons?
     
  10. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    "Let's get down to business, to defeat the Clans.
    Did they send me Lyrans? Do I look like Hanse?"

    Edit: Fuck you, Flessar. Now I want to write that whole damn song.
     
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  11. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

    It works just as well with Gaston's song. Flessar even has the right number of syllables.
     
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  12. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Meh, that song makes Flessar sound great. I'll have none of that.
     
  13. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

    No it doesn't! It makes him sound french!
     
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  14. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    A fate worse than death.
     
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  15. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

    Or an arrogant tool who pays other people to sing about him.:D
     
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  16. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    But then it might be accurate.
     
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  17. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    Tally to against the clans so far:

    Them:
    18 Mechs
    5 toad groups
    1 dropship

    Me:
    59 mechs
    41 vehicles
    14 aerospace fighters
    1 dropship
    2 small auxiliary space craft patrol ships
    29 mechwarriors dead, 56 vehicle crewmen dead, 9 fighter jocks dead

    That is just 6 engagements.
     
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  18. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Still no Borg casualties?
     
  19. Flessar

    Flessar Well Liked Viking

    Magnus and Hep were the only ones in a fight so far, Magnus left minus both arms, and Hep left minus 75% of his armor and 3 wounds.
     
  20. Orcinus

    Orcinus Veteran DovaOrca Berserker

    No.
    One.
    Leads like Flessar!
    Gets you shot like Flessar!
     
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