For all you Texans.

Do we even have any Texans in the 'Borg?

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also giant belt buckles.

 

blue lives in texas. but i don't know if he is texan.

 

I would say that Sheo should live in Texas; it would be in keeping with him being awful in every way. Then I remembered he lives where I was born: Dayton, Ohio.

He doesn't need to move to Texas after all. That's worse than even Texas could be.

 

I've lived in Houston for a couple years now, and I hardly ever see a cowboy hat. They do have a real fetish for sticking the Lone Star on EVERYTHING though. They even cast it into the support pillars for highway overpasses.

 

So if it's the Lone Star, WHY ARE THERE SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM!?

 

Technically wouldn't I make any place worse than any other? You guys are lucky I don't invade Southern California or Hawaii and ruin them.

 

This sounds like a variation of the nature vs nurture discussion. Is Dayton awful by virtue of being Dayton, or is Sheo's very presence such a corruption that it turns a would-be Midwestern paradise into a veritable pit of squalor and filth?

Probably the latter.

 

It even works retroactively! Dayton was a shithole in anticipation that I would move there.

 

so you're telling us that at some point in your life you'll live in Cleveland as well, and Houston, and Biloxi, and Oklahoma City, got it.

 

I think Cleveland is close enough to Dayton for the creeping infection to have spread.

 

This just in from Canada:

Spoiler

 

(bigger than Ontario too)

 

Alaska, I respect you big state brother. Ontario... (scans for feelings or fucks given: no result) *shrugs*

 

Nunavut in Canada is bigger than Alaska, at 2,093,190 sq. km.
Alaska is 1,717,854 sq. km.

The largest "state" in the world is the Sakha Republic in Russia at 3,103,200 sq. km.

 

Texas was originally nearly 100k sq/m bigger, as a nation, before joining the union and parceling off a portion of it's land to reduce it's debt.