For all you Texans.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Heinz Niebel, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. Heinz Niebel

    Heinz Niebel Well Liked Thrall

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    Do we even have any Texans in the 'Borg?

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    Heinz Niebel, Jan 26, 2015
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    also giant belt buckles.
     
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    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    blue lives in texas. but i don't know if he is texan.
     
    Lardaltef, Jan 27, 2015
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    I would say that Sheo should live in Texas; it would be in keeping with him being awful in every way. Then I remembered he lives where I was born: Dayton, Ohio.

    He doesn't need to move to Texas after all. That's worse than even Texas could be.
     
    Sardonic, Jan 27, 2015
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    I've lived in Houston for a couple years now, and I hardly ever see a cowboy hat. They do have a real fetish for sticking the Lone Star on EVERYTHING though. They even cast it into the support pillars for highway overpasses.
     
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    So if it's the Lone Star, WHY ARE THERE SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM!?
     
    SteelBear, Jan 27, 2015
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    Technically wouldn't I make any place worse than any other? You guys are lucky I don't invade Southern California or Hawaii and ruin them.
     
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    This sounds like a variation of the nature vs nurture discussion. Is Dayton awful by virtue of being Dayton, or is Sheo's very presence such a corruption that it turns a would-be Midwestern paradise into a veritable pit of squalor and filth?

    Probably the latter.
     
    Sardonic, Jan 28, 2015
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    It even works retroactively! Dayton was a shithole in anticipation that I would move there.
     
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    so you're telling us that at some point in your life you'll live in Cleveland as well, and Houston, and Biloxi, and Oklahoma City, got it.
     
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    I think Cleveland is close enough to Dayton for the creeping infection to have spread.
     
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    This just in from Canada:

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    (bigger than Ontario too)
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Jan 30, 2015
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    Alaska, I respect you big state brother. Ontario... (scans for feelings or fucks given: no result) *shrugs*
     
    Sean Agilwulf, Jan 30, 2015
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    Faythh Banned Banned

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    Nunavut in Canada is bigger than Alaska, at 2,093,190 sq. km.
    Alaska is 1,717,854 sq. km.

    The largest "state" in the world is the Sakha Republic in Russia at 3,103,200 sq. km.


    the more you know.jpg
     
    Faythh, Jan 30, 2015
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    Texas was originally nearly 100k sq/m bigger, as a nation, before joining the union and parceling off a portion of it's land to reduce it's debt.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Jan 30, 2015
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