The bears, they're... evolving!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dihm, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Ooh, I know that one! "Goin' off the rails on a crazy train."
     
  2. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    I'm sweatin' in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah
     
  3. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    are we starting Bear's Poetry Corner? sounds like a coffee shop. or a bottle shop. a coffee shop that sells alcohol as well?
     
  4. j.p.

    j.p. Well Liked Berserker

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
    So he changed his name to Ed Asner.
     
  5. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

  6. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    I believe it's 'this' activist.
     
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  7. MostlyHarmless

    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

  8. j.p.

    j.p. Well Liked Berserker

  9. MostlyHarmless

    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

  10. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Well it looks like I need a new playbook now. Thanks MH...
     
  11. MostlyHarmless

    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

  12. j.p.

    j.p. Well Liked Berserker

    This one's fake. Hot dogs aren't made of anything that was ever alive.
     
  13. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    it doesn't claim that the meat was ever alive, just that it was animate at some point, which all considered isn't terribly surprising.
     
  14. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Half of those are true. I'll let you guys figure out which half.
     
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  15. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

    We all know the tooth brush one is definitely true. ❤
     
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  16. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    Oh absolutely. I can scratch that pesky itch and fuck with someone at the same time.
     
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  17. StalaggtIKE

    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

  18. SteelBear

    SteelBear Veteran Dovahbear Viking

    He still hasn't learned how to hold his liquor.
     
  19. StalaggtIKE

    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

    TIL holding liquor is not instinctual for bears.
     
  20. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking