It's the beavers man. Little fuckers piling up kindling, calling it a house and then leaving the stove on.
No, their last words were "Oh Jeebus, why we so dumb?" I tried to engrave it on their tombstones, but to humans it just looks like claw marks. It serves to terrify the rest of their friends and family, so it's not a total loss.
And now we can add "much like a Disney Princess" to any description of anything Smokey does. Thanks Wiz!
