Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zaius Ex, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Lardaltef

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  2. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    I guarantee he's already looked. That, or he's gay.
     
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  3. j.p.

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    That whole-body clench.
     
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  4. Lardaltef

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    Or already had it and no need to look. Could be her bodyguard. Definitely security.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Fear the large-ish duck!
     
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  11. Hepatitis TK

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    See the claws that thing has? See where it's head is? Perfect height to be losing your junk.
     
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  12. Lardaltef

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    I'm assuming whoever did that (the patrons not your image) is ignorant of real velociraptors and going solely Jurassic park.
     
  13. Moro Ibex

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    you guys aren't thinking of the speed the little critter would have. Sure this isn't a utahraptor or something else much much bigger but have you ever tried to catch a chicken? a pissed off chicken? with only chicken spurs and a beak? one of these little fuckers comes after you and you are gonna wish you were in an elevator fight with a pissed off MMA fighter. Things could probably run 30-40mph, then fly into your chest like a family dog....with 6 inch claws, a 7 inch talon, and a mouth full of fuck you. It's always the little guys you should fear.
     
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    Those people should go more MGDMT.

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  15. Lardaltef

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    Related to the patronus. Would Bruce Wayne's patronus be Batman and batman's patronus be Bruce wayne?
     
  16. Moro Ibex

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    He doesn't see himself as Bruce. Bruce is the mask. So one would think his would still be a bat. Or some weird anime animal from the 70s from his training days in the far east. At least size doesn't matter with a patronus, someone had a hummingbird.
     
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    Thought there was a comic with a few of the DC Heroes holding Wonder Woman's lasso so they knew they would be telling the truth when revealing their identities.

    batman said batman and not Bruce Wayne
     
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    Came out around the wonder woman movie of their first meeting (in one of the comic universes)

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    Tell yourself a lie enough times and you'll convince yourself it's the truth.
     
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    Or it's american cousin. [​IMG]