The bears, they're... evolving!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Dihm, Mar 5, 2012.

  1. SteelBear

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    Ooh, I know that one! "Goin' off the rails on a crazy train."
     
  2. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I'm sweatin' in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah
     
  3. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    are we starting Bear's Poetry Corner? sounds like a coffee shop. or a bottle shop. a coffee shop that sells alcohol as well?
     
  4. j.p.

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    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
    So he changed his name to Ed Asner.
     
  5. Lardaltef

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  6. Damion Sparhawk

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    I believe it's 'this' activist.
     
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  7. MostlyHarmless

    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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  8. j.p.

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  10. SteelBear

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    Well it looks like I need a new playbook now. Thanks MH...
     
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  12. j.p.

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    This one's fake. Hot dogs aren't made of anything that was ever alive.
     
  13. Damion Sparhawk

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    it doesn't claim that the meat was ever alive, just that it was animate at some point, which all considered isn't terribly surprising.
     
  14. SteelBear

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    Half of those are true. I'll let you guys figure out which half.
     
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  15. Hepatitis TK

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    We all know the tooth brush one is definitely true. ❤
     
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  16. SteelBear

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    Oh absolutely. I can scratch that pesky itch and fuck with someone at the same time.
     
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  18. SteelBear

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    He still hasn't learned how to hold his liquor.
     
  19. StalaggtIKE

    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

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    TIL holding liquor is not instinctual for bears.
     
  20. Damion Sparhawk

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