The bears, they're... evolving!

I really thought he was gonna make it this time. He worked so hard on his coding and clawing.

 

If only that wasn't a river and was the ocean. Can imagine the disgusted look the bear would make.

 

Woo, I'ma go swim... what the fuck!? Why is it salty? God dammit Orc!

 

Get the fuck off my lawn, you furry ingrate!

 

Did someone say furries?

 

The ocean is your lawn? You must really not want people to visit if you live in the middle of the ocean.

 

I think he misspelled lotion.

Definitely want to keep bears out of that, they make it all furry.

 

I add texture, dammit!

 

pretty sure that's just dandruff.

 

Dandruff... Lice... Same thing really.

 

"OH HI THERE"

 

Adds flavor. Have you ever eaten lotion without lice in it? No? Go try it, I'll wait.

 

Also adds protein.

 

I graduated to crabs long ago. Catch up.

 

To inform all the bears how humans are defending themselves.

 

"I'm a bear too, right?"

 

Bears on cars.

 

Yeah, we locked our keys in the car again...