Since you posted these back to back I have no choice but to believe that the second one is an actual photo of skwi
WARNING If you are easily offended, socially sensitive or otherwise inclined against tasteless humor, DO NOT watch the following video. If you are as messed up in the head as I am, then click, listen and laugh.
Take solace in the fact that Fucking Austria is a place you can visit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
I was really expecting the Sphinx to say something to the effect of, "Me while I ride your mom. U jelly brah?"
edit: I had originally only planned on using one, but the website was rather sluggish, and it seemed appropriate anyhow. *nod*