With just two days remaining to cast your vote, chucklefuck leads the polls with a humorously large margin. Voters have managed to kick the fuckbucket into second place, despite the phrase running as a write-in candidate.
Polls are closed and results are official. Chucklefuck is victorious with 16 votes — almost twice the rest of the votes combined. I take solace however in knowing that a little cluckerfucker lives on in us all.
