Elect the best colloquialism

In honor of national rage at the polls day, I'm putting local vernacular up to a vote.

Choose your favorite phrase, then show support by uttering that phrase as many times as possible throughout Nov. 4 and the following week as results roll in and consequences unfold. (Lame duck, anyone?)

Examples: I don't give a single fuckbuck about the election. I'd give a fuckbuck to see that again.

Well put, you cluckerfucking sonofabitch. Y'all cluckerfuckers get into the city and vote yet?

This election is turning into a fucking chucklefuck. You see that new Republican Senate? Total chucklefuck.

I don't even know, man. It's, like, a complete bucket of fuck. A fuckbucket, if you will.

 

normally though i'd go for a fuckbucket

 

Chucklefuck sounds like a jolly insult. I like the paradoxical dynamism there.

 

Write-in candidate fuckbucket has been added to the poll, even though it sounds like a close relative of fuckbuck. Voters are permitted to recast as many times as they want because fuck guv'mint.

 

Early surveys predict landslide for chucklefuck. Maybe cluckerfucker can dump in a fuckbucket of last-minute advertising fuckbucks.

 

There's something cathartic about chucklefuck. It just rolls off the tongue.

 

Chucklefuck's a classic, and if you disagree you can go stick your head in a fuckbucket you fuckbucking cluckerfucker.

 

Seriously. Who is this asshole?

 

Let's kick him out of the borg. That'll teach him

 

Make him reapply!

 

Yeah, that'll show that fuckstick!

 

All you cluckerfuckers can go straight to hell.

 

I'll have to vote Fuckbucket because reasons. But otherwise I'd go with Chucklefuck.

 

Coercion at the polls?

 

I don't know, chucklefuck just seems funnier than the others.

 

Nope. Cluckerfucker.