Congrats on aging another year! Don't worry, we've long since ignored the grey! Have a cold one and enjoy your day! Also, I feel it is appropriate to recognize all the forum awards Dihm has achieved: Admin Slave Driver Award This is an award for the individual who makes the site admins life a living hell with all of their ridiculous requests. This person is probably a horrible human being. You're welcome!
Happy Birthday boss. In honor of you I will drink a beer or three...man if we get more than two birthdays in the same day I'm gonna get a bit tipsy. Oh and I'll track down Damon and dye his hair pink (that's for the gray comment ).
Thanks guys. And fuck you, my wife loves my salt with the pepper. It goes well with the brown (majority), black, blonde. and red. I'm like a pepper medley.
I look forward to it! But you'll have to give me a few weeks to grow out my hair a bit more...then I'll be able to style it!
Thanks. That gets you off the hook for calling (don't), and that means I'll only get like 4 tonight where they sing horribly to me. Ugh.
Happy Birthday oh fearless one. Also I found a journal entry dated May 11th 3048 between Dihm and an unnamed underling. When we reached the street I was struck by an intense blast of light, threw his arm up to block the glare, and said "WHAT IS THAT INFERNAL LIGHT?!?!" The unknown underling replied to Dihm "That's the sun boss". Dihm then says "Well it offends me, turn it off" "Boss it's a hundred thirty , hundred forty million kilometers from here." "Well take out an aerospace fighter, maybe a corsair, and go shoot it down." Oddly the entry ended there.
YOU get a dildo, YOU get a dildo, YOU GET A DILDO!!! And yes, I do loathe the sun. It hurts mine eyes. Blue eyes are more sensitive to the sunlight, fun fact for all of you on this Wednesday morning.
