Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Oh dear, that's topping, topping I say! Absolutely aces!

 

Spoiler: it's actually hell, how else do you punish a hedonist?

 

When will Augtober end?



(Phoenix Arizona and Charlotte North Carolina. Now that is the all time record for October in Charlotte. And it is supposed to be hotter tomorrow.)

 

Did you hear of when a Transformer wasn't allowed to compete in the MWO tournament?

 

What?

 

Just trying to crack a joke.
"It's a joke, not a dick, just take it"

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Man, I would really love to be able to buy my own aircraft one day... If I remember correctly one of the guys or two worked with companies that made them - lucky you! I'm not sure if Zenith was mentioned, my memory is better remembering lines of code than 'people stuff'.



If there was one thing I was always jealous of it was my older brother's career as a fighter pilot and later a test pilot. But then, it's not about it having to be a fighter jet - I'd really love to just fly and these things can be built for STOL and don't eat up crazy amounts of fuel - for being aircraft, that is and are in all ways something that a person might be able to reach some day.

Though when I get 40 or 50 I might also settle for a bike. Who knows.

 

It's coming! WINTER!

 

Wow, nice picture they added today.

I also like how they could fit the entire Finnish Air Forces and Navy into a single picture.

 

Is that really the extent of those branches of the Finnish armed forces?

 

When half of your air force can be knocked out by a single stray goose on take off.

 

I mean, I can fit the entire armed forces of Earth into a single picture.

 

I mean that describes goddamn near everybody. You'd have to be nuts to cross a goose.

 

My friend found the original unedited version of the picture:

There are many who think that the Tunguska incident was actually just a bunch of Siberian hunters messing with two geese as they were about to mate.

 

We do have a landing craft too and the FAF also has a trainer jet, the Hawk. Oh and the navy does have coastal artillery that was built by the Czar and which was upgraded before I was born. Because, fuck mobile defenses, static gun turrets is the name of the game. There's literally no way that the KGB and GRU could find out where the static guns are placed that were built by the order of the Czar. It's one of our most closely guarded secrets. The gun crews travel to the guns with blindfolds on carriages pulled by blinded horses that know the route. At the rear of the carriage there is always a young horse that will get used to the route before it is blinded. Each horse is guarded by two Lapuan military police to ensure it doesn't defect.

 

What an odd way to spell "well now I basically fucking have to."