Chuck Norris

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  1. Damon Howe

    Damon Howe Banned Banned

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    Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt.

    Hunting would imply the possibility of failure.
     
    Damon Howe, Feb 4, 2012
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    For those of you who don't get Chuck Norris, here's some basic info:

    -Chuck Norris was in the airforce.
    -He learned martial arts while serving.
    -After competing in several tournaments, he finally had his last loss in 1968. He hasn't lost since. He is now an 8th level blackbelt "Grand Master".
    -Started acting in movies in the late 70's, and rose quickly in popularity.
    -1993: Walker Texas Ranger.
    ---Because of Chuck's overall badassery in the Walker series and all of his previous movies, this lead to the internet meme of Chuck Norris, who by all rights is every bit as badass as the impossible quips make him out to be. :)
     
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    Yeah, I'm not a fan of who the actual Chuck Norris is.
     
    Dihm, Feb 4, 2012
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    Yeah, I like the old movies he did and Walker Texas Ranger, but the jokes and all got old fast.
     
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    [video=youtube;pDKcH5S_a5o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKcH5S_a5o[/video]

    Gonna go for the meme HAT trick and say: Chuck Norris FALCOOOOON KICK!
     
    Zaius Ex, Feb 4, 2012
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    Chuck Norris has nothing on George Washington.

    [video=youtube;l7iVsdRbhnc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc&feature=related[/video]
     
    Skwisgaar, Feb 7, 2012
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