only if you have successfully sliced it into 25 individual slices, while still in the skin. With the herring.
The actual process is of course highly speculative since before end everyone's either gone or blasted so badly that actual proceedings remain a mystery. Just, there was a lot of herring everywhere, herring and guts. Might have been a few bananas too. Who keeps track anyway? I always think that it's the spirit that matters the most, not details.
Ginger cream? Is that made using souls from red heads (why they dont have souls)? Or is it a facial cream made for redheads?
You might want to try Saint Brendan's if you can find it. Cool bottle, more whiskey than cream, not bad. For me, I need another bottle of this: Highest alcohol content rum I've had, and yet far smoother than any of the weaker ones. Also, causes bear giggle fits.
Tried something like 60% or 80% liquor, as in yea, basically clear water with alcohol in it. I tried it once and I puked a little bit and when I breathed out some of the alcohol vapor got into my eyes and burnt. That said I can drink 40% just fine and back in the day 40% vodka was my drink of choice. Some people used to water it down. These days I don't drink to get drunk. I drink for the taste of the drink. Of course if I drink a whole 0.7l bottle of cream liquor then I won't be fit to drive or anything but unlike most people who live here it is not my goal to lose mobility and black out. I think a true viking should always be fit to fight and be able to remember the exploits afterwards so they can be exaggarated properly.
People always look at me funny when I tell them I enjoy beer, but have never been drunk. The flavor of some beers is really worth it by itself. Besides, I don't think I could bring myself to drink enough of a really good beer in one sitting to do much. Some of that stuff is pretty expensive. Better just to sip it.
I would much rather buy a 6pack of good beer than a 12pack of mediocre beer if they were the same price.
I used to be really good at not getting drunk. Then I started getting drunk. Then I got drunk a lot and really drunk. Then I got getting pissed at people when drunk and waiting to get drunk. Never hurt anyone but there were a couple of times I was so close to a fight.. I decided to lay back on alcohol. I've drank alcohol at all on like ~8 occasions since 2010. Partly because I can't afford the good stuff and partly because I only like to drink good stuff. Cheapest bottle of cream liquor costs like 14€ here. That's like 45% of my monthly spending money if I don't buy much any ice cream or these that month: Raspberry mazarine, it's got raspberry jelly gel sort of stuff inside and the bit between the topping and the jelly is very moist. It's also so greasy that your fingers get wet from holding it. I was just wondering how come I'm almost 100kg.
"No dude, you got to buy hard liquor because it's faster to drink!" Despicable shit, these were used to take out russian tanks some 75 years ago and thus the name Molotov's Cocktail was born. Lots of people actually drink it, it does kind of make sense to keep them stashed, if it's peace time you can drink them up, if war breaks up you can take out tanks with them. (note that the military version is probably watered down with some cola)
Sorry, Heinz. After two posts we forgot what the hell the topic was and went back to drinking and rabble rousing.
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