While randomly perusing the Internets in search of new .gifs to pilfer/incorporate, I came across this thread: http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=28437.0 We should totally start doing this.
Derp Awards: Use A Rock - Lose all weapons (or ammo to weapons) and not be destroyed. Both legs must still function. Black Knight - Lose all four limbs of mech and not be destroyed. - Nap Time - Be KO'd for three turns and survive. Glass Joe - Get KO'd three separate times and survive. - Zoidberg - Run or jump for ten turns in a row ("whoop whoop whoop"). Pacifist - Do no damage for ten turns in a row. - Tired Of Living - Get destroyed/disabled by self-inflicted failed PSR check (such as purposefully stepping off a cliff, running/jumping into difficult terrain, etc). Sorry For Dying On You - Die in a spectacular manner that also damages one of your allies. - Something Smells Funny - Increase heat level to 20 without shutting down for one turn. Shiny Beacon of Awfulness - Increase heat level to 28 without shutting down for one turn. - Finding Nemo - Get destroyed/disabled by hull breach in water. Allergic To Water - Get destroyed/disabled by hull breach in Depth 1 water. - Gulliver's Travels Syndrome - Get swarmed twice by infantry. Captain Oblivious - Get swarmed four times by infantry. Skill Awards: Sucker Punch - Punch an enemy mech in the head from behind. I Can See Your Death From Here - Destroy/disable a mech by kicking it in the head. - This Is Sparta - Initiate an attack that causes an enemy to fall off a cliff. Domino Effect - Initiate an attack that causes an enemy to collide with another enemy. - Kill You With Gravity - Shoot a structure that either collapses under or on top of an enemy. Demolition Man - Destroy an object that results in destroying/disabling an enemy. - Death From Above - Destroy/disable a target with a DFA. Stick The Landing - Destroy/disable a target with a DFA, survive the attack, and roll a successful PSR check to avoid falling as a result. - Chewy Center - Kill an enemy pilot without destroying the head or center torso. Mechwarrior: Well Done - Destroy/disable a mech by overheating it (must use a flamer or inferno missiles that turn to qualify). - Hunter - Destroy/disable two enemy mechs with headshots. Predator - Destroy/disable three enemy mechs with headshots. - Heartbreaker - Disable two enemy mechs by destroying their engines. Kali Ma! - Inflict 3 Engine hits in the same turn.