The following are transcripts of my adventuring in Fallout 4 however I am throwing out the normal dialog and some names in favor of my own RP. WARNING: Will likely contain spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, stop reading now. You have been warned. It is now your fault.
Dong Fury: The Quest for Something! Prologue: War is Something Something It was a beautiful day. Nary a cloud in the sky to prevent the sun from beating it's cancer causing rays of assholery upon the thriving town of Sanctuary. Well... Not really a town, more like a small trailer park in the year 2077. In one particular 1950's era style house (?), the Fury family was preparing for some big shindig. The man of the house and protagonist of this tale, Dong Fury, was getting ready for some speech on how war is really bad while staring at himself in the mirror for a prolonged amount of time. "War is really bad... needs more. HONEY!" Dong could be described as a cueball. Bald, round head with no trace of facial hair at all and blue eyes that have an empty look to them. His physique was nothing astonishing, a slim build for a defeated man. "WHAT!?!" His wife, Jenny's, voice boomed from the living room and put the fear of God in poor Dong. Jenny is, for all intents and purposes, a completely snotty bitch so she deserves no description. "N-never mind..." With a defeated sigh, Dong continued to think of something to begin his speech with. "War is really.... reaally bad. That's it!" He stepped out of the bathroom and presented himself to his wife. "How do I look?" She didn't even bother looking away from the television. "Like candied horse shit. Now go feed Jr, before I slap the shit out of you, worthless excuse for a man." "Yes, dear.." Dong slumped a bit as he went to feed their infant son in his bedroom. " Sir! You forgot his bottle!" Their butler robot, Jeebes exclaimed from the kitchen, bottle in hand...claw...thing? It was an airborne bot, equipped with several limbs. It flew quickly over to Dong and handed him the baby bottle. "Here you go sir!" It remarked in an english accent. "Thanks Jeebes." Strolling up to the crib, he watched intently as his son nursed on the bottle, suckling the warm milk when the doorbell rang and his wife's voice rattled the windows. "Dong! Get the door!" Jeebes came in to take over feeding Jr. With a sigh, he walked over to the front door and opened it to see a weasel of a man dressed in a suit with a clipboard in hand. Dong stood there and listened half heartedly while the man prattled on about Vault Tec, the weather, something about something else and signing some registration form for a vault. "Would you be interested?" Dong simply snatched the clipboard, filled out the form and handed it back to the guy before shutting the door in his face. "Dong! Look!" Jenny exclaimed, pointing to the television. Turning to watch, he saw it was an emergency news broadcast, the reporter giving a report of nuclear detonations in the country. Dong couldn't help but smile at the thought of his wife being caught in a nuclear blast, her body disintegrating into ashes while he watched and laughed. "Dong! We gotta get out of here!" He snapped out of his fantasy. "Ill get Jr!" "No, you imbecile! Ill get him. You'd probably drop him on his head you idiot!" She scolded while she ran back and grabbed Jr out of his crib. Jeebes floated behind. While Jenny ran out of the house with son in hand, Dong looked at Jeebes before heading out behind her. "Take care of yourself Jeebes!" "You too Sir!" They ran with a few of their neighbors up a hill where a gate was located along with a few armed guards. The Vault Tec salesman was arguing with one of the solders. "I'm a Vault Tec employee! Let me in!" "Sorry sir, you're not on the list. Move aside." Dong and Jenny gave another solder their names and ran past while the argument kept going. "No! I'm coming through!" The Vault Tec employee quickly backed off when one of the guards began to spin up his minigun. The last thing Dong heard as he ran past was the guard say "Ooooh, spinny!" Dong and Jenny ran up to the top of the hill where a large platform was built into the ground, a small crowd of people being on top of it. The couple got on the platform. Right when a Vault Tec employee flipped the switch for the platform to descend, a nuke went off near the town. Everyone began losing their shit as the platform slowly sank into the ground, the door closing above them as the blast swept by. Dong's heart sank at the realization that not even nuclear war could kill his wife. Most of the survivors kept silent as they reached the bottom and were shuffled by waiting Vault Tec staff below. Everyone was given uniforms to wear and were escorted to a room filled with large metal chambers. "Alrighty folks!" The head scientist exclaimed. "These are decontamination chambers! They clean you so you can continue deeper into the vault! Everyone has to get into one. Do it! Do it naow!" Dong walked up to Jenny and gave his son a kiss on the forehead. "It'll be alright. I love you." He attempted to give a kiss to his wife, who would have nothing of it. "Just get in your tub, you little worm!" No surprise there for Dong. Everyone got into their assigned chambers, Jr still in Jenny's arms as the doors closed once everyone was settled in. A computerized voice sounded over intercoms within all of the chambers. "Doors... online. Reactor...online. Decontamination vents...online. All systems... nominal." Dong then began to suddenly get colder and colder. Frost had quickly developed on the glass of his door but he had little time to react before he lost consciousness.
Now I wanna know.... come on... you know you wanna... tell us all your woes... i Promise we wont laugh... well not in your face... too much.. or often.
yeah.. stand still for a minute or two and Dogmeat will do other things.. roll around on the ground, Spawn a teddybear and play with it.. ect ect.
