By: Anthony Garreffa | BREAKING STORY News | Posted: Jan 23, 2014 4:51 am Read more at http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html
I'm surprised they didn't just have Kim Jong Un ride a GODDAMN flying unicorn across a triple rainbow to the Sun or some shit.
distance from the earth to the sun 92,960,000 miles 4 hour trip? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENGINE ARE THEY USING? FUCKING FTL DRIVE IN SOME FORM?
Well it's about time some country stepped up their space program and did. I mean shit, we gave basically gave up after the moon. I for one am proud of our North Korean brothers for their amazing accomplishment.
Wait, "traveled under cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, extreme temperatures"?! Da fuq?
Well Mohammed rode a winged unicorn and split Moon in half, so Kim Jong Un can beat that and split Sun in half.
They traveled there when it was night, dummie. Sun is offline during nighttime. Back to school with ya.
it's a faaake. ...well obviously it's a fake, but the claim that North Korea claimed this is also fake. according to this, the landing a man on the sun story first appeared in an irish version of the onion. http://mic.com/articles/80001/did-n...o-land-a-man-on-the-sun-here-s-the-full-story