First man on the sun.

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  1. Manco

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    Their scientific program's future looks *put on sunglasses* bright.
     
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    Surely not even the DPRK is that brazen.

    Tell me this is satire.
     
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    That is the most... you just can't argue with that amount of stupid.

    DO YOU EVEN SCIENCE, BRO!
     
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    Can you prove they didn't?
     
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    Give me about 4 hours and I'll find out.
     
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    I'm surprised they didn't just have Kim Jong Un ride a GODDAMN flying unicorn across a triple rainbow to the Sun or some shit.
     
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    When did Doctor Manhattan become North-Korean?
     
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    distance from the earth to the sun

    92,960,000 miles

    4 hour trip? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENGINE ARE THEY USING? FUCKING FTL DRIVE IN SOME FORM?
     
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    Well it's about time some country stepped up their space program and did. I mean shit, we gave basically gave up after the moon. I for one am proud of our North Korean brothers for their amazing accomplishment.
     
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    Wait, "traveled under cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, extreme temperatures"?!

    Da fuq?
     
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    Well Mohammed rode a winged unicorn and split Moon in half, so Kim Jong Un can beat that and split Sun in half.
     
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    They traveled there when it was night, dummie. Sun is offline during nighttime. Back to school with ya.
     
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    obviously the sun has working hours. it has to sleep at some point.
     
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    I want to see the Onion parody this
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh Bear.
    It isnt racist its very true.
     
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    See? satire. I told you.