Happy birthday. I hope it takes a team of nuns working in shifts to pray for your forgiveness for all the fun you have.
And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all guitar players... NOTHING! Have a great birthday man!
Thanks again everybody. The world didn't end, I got a bottle Dihm mead, and got drunk watching a friend's band play while sitting at a table full of lesbians. All in all, pretty solid bday.