BUT, but, you must drink it out of a proper wine glass! *Fall over and dies, with pinkie extended due to rigor mortis*
It still amuses me that St. Patrick's day is a religious holiday in Ireland and all the bars are closed.
hey, if some random dude came into your town, somehow managed to run off -all- the snakes, I'd probably swear off liquor too, at least for a day a year. Especially after I found out Ireland never had any snakes to begin with.
actually in ireland st patricks day is essentially mardi gras now. I would know I've been there for the st patricks day parade in dublin. the bars are packed. its not a religious only day now. i like to think what all irish people are thinking in the bars in st patricks day is "those blasted americans look what they did to our religious day :downs some Guinness:"
This logic is broken. The proper response should have been "Dude, he ran off all the snakes! Keep the kegs coming in celebration! We don't have to worry about snake bites when we're drunk now, so let's drink more." At least that's how the story of St Borfmas goes. Patrick obviously isn't as cool as Borf.
or is he? maybe Patrick was the Borf messiah, they just misunderstood him at the time... but hey, we drink green beer now in his honor, so why not? XD
The maount of bourbon and whiskey in my system uis t oo danmn high. I was gonna go to that teamspeak townhall meeting tofdya, but I was at work. Tghat said, I bope that we never lose our spirit of drunken communinioun with the MEat and Mead. That's the mosr shield bro like thing we've ever come upp with. That's what maters most. You gutys are ufucking amazing.
A liter of beer so far and i'm not drunk. I am dishonering my german ancestors at oktoberfest. Or is that honoring them since i'm not drunk yet? Also midterms next week. Tells you where my priorities are. Also i clearly have not had enough if i can see my spelling mistakes while on a phone and my vision is not blurry.
A liter is just two pints. I recommending trying at least 2-3 more for a better effect. Liters, that is, not pints.
Who the fuck needs to stop? You'll stop when you hit something. Also, went to a wine tasting. Not drunk, but like 5 1/3-1/2 full glasses for free is fun.
Go to one where they use muscadine grapes. More alcohol (because they have more sugar than other grapes. Also highest antioxidants in the world so it's good for you too). Might not have above virginia though since naturally they are native to the southeast and do the best in nc and louisiana.
Muscat wines are pretty tasty, too. Unless there's something wrong with you and you like it really dry.
