i am trashed

Might just be able to join this thread for realz this saturday! I will try to heed my own advice though.

 

Heeding advice is for suckers.

 

Wwwwooooooooooo. Skdjaldborff!!!!

The best part is if you are doing well and type it, the enemy will go, "oh no not them again!" ...and if you are doing poorly you have plausable drunkeness to hide behind.

 

Yay, I'm back home and in one piece even. Managed to survive 6AM sauna-sessions and something that medical professionals would describe (with much distaste) as binge drinking and I don't even have any tiniest sign of hangover (I even drove the car from the cabin as the other blokes were feeling somewhat under the weather).

 

I figured I should post this here in this thread.

I've just had my first taste of Scrumpy. It was very nice. I had half a litre. I am now quite tipsy.

WOOOOO Skdjaldborff!!!!!

 

Here's a simple little script that will run in your taskbar and print out: "WOOOOO Skdjaldborff!!!!!"
everytime you press ins on your keyboard ^^.

wooooskjald.exe

 

So I am playing Night at the Red Dragon Inn with some friends with actual drinks...and I am a biiiiiiit drunk lol.

 

Nothing tops being drunk on a Friday night with stripper stories and Kate Beckinale's ass.

 

Xander is FANTASTIC!!!!

 

Like this sir?

 

Or more like this sir?

 

This is why you're in my lance. Promote this man to Major.

 

*dusts off hands* and my work here is done, for tonight.

 

I'm trashed as hell ^^ And loving it. Just came from sauna, having some more booze (80% mixed with apple syrup and sprite) and the leftovers of salad (I'm pretty stuffed after the crayfish and bbq chicken and all the rest, but salad is easy to nibble still) and getting ready to go someplace in the town. Top hat and tails ready to go, I think I'm gonna make some fine lassies laugh (in a good way) tonight

 

Thursday night i shamed myself...
I went with some friends to a sort of festival and on the way I lost my phone in the train (I think). Usually I never drink untill I am wasted but yesterday I was pissed because of the loss and said fuck it I ll drink tonight without restriction. Being unexperienced drinker after 3 Beer 0,25l Whine about 7 test tubes (pretty weird they sold it in test tubes) of Jägermeister and one shot of whiskey I lost memory of the night. . The weird thing is I felt perfectly fine and fit until suddenly I lost memory of the night. Even the next day I didnt have a hangover or anything at all.... Maybe im weak towards the whiskey....

 

im shitfaced! Totalled as an irish can be. And we finns go evwen deper. We like our drinks nicely enoyd´h´´´´

 

Wiljami, you are an epitome of your lance motto... Well the last part anyway

 

You won't see the next day?

 

I am sure I can dig that stuff up as well... >.>