I got a promotion

I work at a local big box electronic store. I'm going to be promotoed to SUP 1 like a 2 step jump!!!

 

Now we are all rich!

 

Free electronics for all!

 

i can use mydiscount to buy items and ship them. probally ruins the discount price though.
unlesss you live in california i guess

 

Can you ship stuff out of California Though? They don't allow anything to be shipped in. Like blueberry bushes. Or other plants.

 

I can't tell if this statement is just confusing or master level trolling.

 

Both? I was looking up blueberry bush varieties to check on when the month fruit should ripen. And the 3 or 4 nurseries websites I looked at all said "we cannot ship blueberry bushes to california." Not even bare root (no soil) bushes. I think it applies to fruit trees as well. Probably other berry plants. California is weird. I think arizona is another weird state when it comes to getting plants shipped in.

 

Right, but agricultural restrictions are a bit different than electronics... like you can't ship anything into Hawaii if its in any way alive.

 

...

all those poor people that vacation in hawaii...

.. such a horrible thing to have to kill them all.

 

FYI. Frys needs employees if you know anybody in the sactown area specifaclly tech team / delivery people.

 

Don’t know if a town called sactown is my kind of place I want to be.

 

Speaking as the Mayor of Sactown, your loss bub.

 

we also call it sack of tomatoes

 

Not sack of potatoes?

 

NO THIS ISN'T YOUDAHO

 

What about IMDAHO?

 

thatswhere patotes are groan.

(yes I know its the wrong form on the word, I'm saying it like this cause it's punny)

 

patotes are used to transport dads to retirement for abuse of such puns.