Kingcobra

Discussion in 'War Thunder' started by XPHAku, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. XPHAku

    XPHAku Well Liked Thrall

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    It is my belief that people who pilot the kingcobra have small penises. Curious what other people think.
     
  2. Skwisgaar

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    lol wat

    I don't have one (yet) but my Airacobra experience left me with a sour taste since I never could with anything with the 37mm.
     
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    Tuonela Well Liked Berserker

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    Kingcobras tend to do well against me, but goddam I cannot fly a Kingcobra worth a damn.

    Corsair C I just started loving again. I was being chased by two Yak 9ts yesterday, problem was they were faster than I AND better turners (and could keep up in a dive, wtf?). Anyway, I was double teamed, I took them to the deck and basically cut my throttle and stalled my plane on purpose. The other Yak followed me up, got a little bit of a hit on me but he was too close and overshot, then stalled. I pull out of my stall, was behind him at .4k and blew him away.

    But simultaneously his friend got me, but worth it.
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Kingcobra has nothing on a Yak-9
     
  5. XPHAku

    XPHAku Well Liked Thrall

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    Meaning your penis isn't tiny
     
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    My penis is average. I do well in the cobras, but I don't enjoy flying them. I have much more fun in my Thunderbolts or Mustangs.
     
  7. XPHAku

    XPHAku Well Liked Thrall

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    But you don't manipulate the elo system to fight tier 1 planes with your tier 3 kingcobra? Are the Mustangs as cool as I hope?
     
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    I wouldn't even know how to manipulate the intangible empyrean that is the ELO of WT to begin with, nor am I interested. Blessed are the ignorant.

    The Mustangs are every bit as cool as I ever hoped, but the opinions are many and varied. Most seem to think of it as a stupid sack of nothing, I think it's brilliant.
     
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    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    I cannot fly the king cobras at all I was starting to hate the tier 3 US planes till I decided to change my king cobra out for the f4u-1c then I fell in love with tier 3 americans. Have the p-51 and in arcade I like it but in realistic not really (though that may be because of controls or because I don't even have 1 upgrade yet on my 51)