And I'm gay. Seems legit to me. EDIT: ANYWAYS! Now that everybody is out of the closet you should totally watch Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. Except if you haven't watched the original. Which you should do. Now. Then watch this. "Boom! Headshot."
so I'm driving back from doing a pickup the other day, when I see this Camaro pull up on my right, and I have to do a double take because my immediate impression of the car is 'that's a cop car' but it's entirely unmarked so of course, I'm at a light just waiting so I take the time to verify, right about the time that I've finally decided 'yep, that's definitely a cop car' the cop steps out of the car and just kinda, stands there, looking at the driver of the car in front of me. It takes me about half a second to realize what's going on as the driver in front of me appears to be absolutely oblivious to everything while he's chatting on the phone with someone. Which is illegal while driving. Of course, we're at a stoplight, so really the guy hasn't officially done anything wrong... yet. I imagine the cop is going to just give the guy a warning to get off the phone before the light turns, but the guy is -utterly- oblivious, I mean, I'm pretty sure that if someone got out of the car right next to me, that I'd at least glance up to see if it's some mafia hitter gunning for me (unlikely) or something before going back to my conversation, but this guy is completely obtuse. So the cop just kinda looks at me for a second, and I feel like we just shared a thought 'wow, if this guy is this completely oblivious to everything on the phone, he probably shouldn't even be allowed to -drive-' and I'm just about half a heartbeat away from honking my horn at the guy to see if he bothers to look up when the cop finally decides to get back into the car. I decide meh, this guy deserves the ticket if he doesn't hang up before he starts moving, which is highly unlikely, I'm half expecting him to just sit there for the duration of the light, he's that utterly involved in his phone. So the light changes, the guy starts moving and I just wait because I know the cop is going to change lanes in front of me and give the dumbass a ticket. Or at the very least a stern WTF is wrong with you