Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zaius Ex, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Orcinus

    Orcinus Veteran DovaOrca Berserker

    Messages:
    2,573
    Likes Received:
    412
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    <Redacted>
    For those who haven't, here's an introduction...

     
    Benjamin the Rogue and Watchit like this.
  2. Audit

    Audit Moderator Viking

    Messages:
    1,258
    Likes Received:
    960
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    [​IMG]
     
    Watchit likes this.
  3. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    Messages:
    9,454
    Likes Received:
    4,958
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Ætt (Clan):
    Drakjägare
    I'm a can?
     
  4. Hunter Gamma

    Hunter Gamma Well Liked Viking

    Messages:
    3,447
    Likes Received:
    2,821
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Finland
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
    And I'm gay.
    Seems legit to me.

    EDIT:
    ANYWAYS! Now that everybody is out of the closet you should totally watch Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

    Except if you haven't watched the original. Which you should do. Now. Then watch this.
    "Boom! Headshot."
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2014
  5. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    Messages:
    23,379
    Likes Received:
    13,460
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Misery
    ERMAGERD

    GAY!
     
  6. Trevnor

    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

    Messages:
    13,911
    Likes Received:
    4,445
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario, Canada
    Ætt (Clan):
    Huscarls
    I think that's the only real word in there... I counted 8 instances of it.
     
  7. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    Messages:
    23,379
    Likes Received:
    13,460
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Misery
    Thus my ERMAGERD.

    We must be super gay, cause that's literally the only word we see!
     
  8. Audit

    Audit Moderator Viking

    Messages:
    1,258
    Likes Received:
    960
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania

    Rah, yut yut, semper, all that jazz.
     
  9. Skwisgaar

    Skwisgaar XO Thrall

    Messages:
    15,680
    Likes Received:
    15,617
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    East TN (EST)
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
  10. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

    Messages:
    23,379
    Likes Received:
    13,460
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Misery
    lol, they really do look a hell of a lot alike
     
  11. Skwisgaar

    Skwisgaar XO Thrall

    Messages:
    15,680
    Likes Received:
    15,617
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    East TN (EST)
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
    "Roll the credits. Go to commercial."
     
  12. Sheogoraath

    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

    Messages:
    4,207
    Likes Received:
    3,371
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Boston, MA
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
  13. Audit

    Audit Moderator Viking

    Messages:
    1,258
    Likes Received:
    960
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
  14. Tzeentch

    Tzeentch Bigfoot Hirdman

    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    1,650
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Eye of Terror
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
  15. Skwisgaar

    Skwisgaar XO Thrall

    Messages:
    15,680
    Likes Received:
    15,617
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    East TN (EST)
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
    [​IMG]

    Thank God our dog, Tango, who is a smoker, always wears shoes.
     
  16. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

    Messages:
    7,014
    Likes Received:
    8,153
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Atlanta, US
    Ætt (Clan):
    Huscarls
  17. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    Messages:
    9,454
    Likes Received:
    4,958
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Ætt (Clan):
    Drakjägare
    so I'm driving back from doing a pickup the other day, when I see this Camaro pull up on my right, and I have to do a double take because my immediate impression of the car is 'that's a cop car' but it's entirely unmarked so of course, I'm at a light just waiting so I take the time to verify, right about the time that I've finally decided 'yep, that's definitely a cop car' the cop steps out of the car and just kinda, stands there, looking at the driver of the car in front of me. It takes me about half a second to realize what's going on as the driver in front of me appears to be absolutely oblivious to everything while he's chatting on the phone with someone. Which is illegal while driving. Of course, we're at a stoplight, so really the guy hasn't officially done anything wrong... yet. I imagine the cop is going to just give the guy a warning to get off the phone before the light turns, but the guy is -utterly- oblivious, I mean, I'm pretty sure that if someone got out of the car right next to me, that I'd at least glance up to see if it's some mafia hitter gunning for me (unlikely) or something before going back to my conversation, but this guy is completely obtuse. So the cop just kinda looks at me for a second, and I feel like we just shared a thought 'wow, if this guy is this completely oblivious to everything on the phone, he probably shouldn't even be allowed to -drive-' and I'm just about half a heartbeat away from honking my horn at the guy to see if he bothers to look up when the cop finally decides to get back into the car. I decide meh, this guy deserves the ticket if he doesn't hang up before he starts moving, which is highly unlikely, I'm half expecting him to just sit there for the duration of the light, he's that utterly involved in his phone. So the light changes, the guy starts moving and I just wait because I know the cop is going to change lanes in front of me and give the dumbass a ticket. Or at the very least a stern WTF is wrong with you :p
     
  18. Pelmeshek

    Pelmeshek Made Some Friends Thrall

    Messages:
    90
    Likes Received:
    134
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Russia
  19. Audit

    Audit Moderator Viking

    Messages:
    1,258
    Likes Received:
    960
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
  20. Sardonic

    Sardonic Well Liked Viking

    Messages:
    4,488
    Likes Received:
    3,991
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    UT, USA
    Ætt (Clan):
    Svinfylking
    50% is still failing. Asian Dad would be ashamed.
     
    Watchit likes this.