it's a good thing they didn't include games workshop in there, with the scale of that timeline it'd be truly massive XD
*shrug* Depends on the person, me thinks. I follow very simple "If you touch my beard without asking nicely you owe me a drink or dinner. Your choice." rule.
I believe this rule is optional at the discretion of the beard wearer, some may be less choosy about which butts to touch, and others may be more willing to apply boot in lieu of other things.