Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

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    Which reminds me of...

    "The humans, they stink, they are so violent and crude and barbaric!"

    Five minutes later the Eldar in question is butchering human children and babies and laughing maniacally.

    THEN as the Space Marines lead a strike against their Craftworld they are all "HOW COULD THIS BE", "They're so unpredictable!"

    There's that low key humor that I enjoy in HH and 40k.
     
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    Oh good. I’ve been needing a plausible excuse to bring my service llama into the grocery store.
     
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    Just need to train it to spit on people that cross the danger zone.
     
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    "You are expected down below, meaow"
     
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    There is no Dana, only Zuuul!
     
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    My sciatica pain has lasted over 4 weeks. It already cured away two days ago only to return the following day from some work I had to do around the house and yard.

    This pain is not unbearable but it is making me relate all the more with the Mechanicum notions of weak pitiful flesh! :D

    As I'm writing this I'm drawing up designs for robotics.
     
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    The more intelligent you make a machine the more it falls under the influence of Chaos. Just look at this shit.
     
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    I needed something new for my list of nightmare fuel media.
     
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    What's funny is that all the heretics out there look at that crap and instead of "shit, what are they doing" they go "YEA! MORE!" :unamused:
     
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    I always wondered why the weapon with the very worst recoil is designated as "recoilless rifle" / "recoilless AT weapon".

    Motivational? "Go get 'em!" ? Sarcasm?
     
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    gave me a good laugh.

     
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    Watchin' Color Out of Space. I'm pretty sure this is how this movie happened:

    Producer: We want you to make a film about a thing that is explicitly both visible and not visible.
    Director: (internally: fuck.) Okay. Nic Cage: you out-Nicholson Jack Nicholson. Everybody else: out-Cage Nic Cage.

    And then they just filmed the result.

    Ed: and I guess this was filmed in Portugal, since the end credits entreat you to visit Portugal, which I think I will respectfully decline to do.
     
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    Huh. You know, you could make Prince a JoJo's character without changing a single thing.
     
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    So I started playing plague Inc again. And this popped up after it's already killed most of the population on earth and the cure was over 90%. I lost due to 121 million not getting infected.
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